Tweet Archive for hashtag “#fb” « page 3

Wearing one if my dad’s sweaters tonight. It’s a nice sweater but a very creepy feeling to be wearing it. #fb

8:45pm Nov 30 2013 —

Rule: If you keep blaming other people for your misfortune you will never be happy and end up a grumpy old person. #daverules #fb

8:42am Oct 20 2013 —

Wieners mistake was using Danger as a last name. Everyone knows that Danger is a middle name. #fb

8:32pm Jul 24 2013 —

A new day and another chance to get it right. Let’s see which of my good intentioned actions gets misunderstood today. #fb

9:17am Jul 2 2013 —

Just gave an impromptu pep talk to a colleague who was feeling overwhelmed. Perhaps I missed my calling as as motivational speaker. #fb #ln

3:04pm Jun 19 2013 —

Glad to see it’s light out against at this hour (5:50 AM). It doesn’t make me less tired but it does make me feel a little better. #fb

5:59am Apr 3 2013 —

How does an iPhone that charges all night long end up at 98% power the second it’s unplugged? #fb #ln

9:04am Feb 24 2013 —

Though I haven’t watched the Grammys as closely in recent years as I did in the past it hurts when you can’t watch even if you want to. #fb

9:16pm Feb 10 2013 —

If you can pick out a new detail on a song you’ve known for over 10 years you’re listening to the right stuff. #fb

9:52am Jan 6 2012 —

Rule: When two (or more) people are walking toward you but only one has a sense of humor keep the jokes to yourself. #daverules #fb

1:31pm Dec 8 2011 —