All I want is a shoe store with a decent selection of dress shoes where I can go and actually try shoes on before I buy. None of this online stuff where you can never be sure that what you get is what you were expecting. #fb

I have a rule to never pick the Detroit Lion to win a game. Why? Because every time I do they lose. (They lose most of the rest of their games too.) #fb

You’ve got to wonder what’s up with the Chanukah themed table in the office complete with Menorah but every single snack on it is not kosher. #fb

You’ve got to wonder about the guy who so strenuously says “this is just my opinion” then dismisses everyone else as grossly wrong. #fb

Today’s newspaper was double bagged only if you consider an empty bag sitting on top of a single bagged paper as being double bagged. #fb

Words I’ve spoken that were never before said: “That spoon was written very poorly.” #fb

I enjoy watching reruns of M*A*S*H but am worried about what all the AARP and funeral insurance commercials are saying about me. #fb

Jose Reyes is the latest Met to go on the disabled list. It’s like Omar Minaya is still the general manager. #fb

By this time tomorrow we will all be sick and tired of crying Lebron James memes. #fb