@ToiletSnakes I was trying to be more subtle than that.

Words that sound dirty but aren’t: titular, condiment.

@DeCampBusLines How about an update on the 66 Exp that still hasn’t made it to Pleasantdale?

You can’t make *that* much noise opening food in the office without sharing.

There are some things that you just expect people to know. Don’t do that.

If I had my way the 45 version of the Talking Heads’ Burning Down the House would not be allowed to be played. Full…

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It is inevitable that every time I walk into my mother’s home something goes wrong with her tech and I spend all my time there fixing it.

It’s not ok to hold the elevator door open to have a conversation with someone outside it when there are other people inside it.

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