Recent tweets

Just a reminder to recruiters who get aggressive: I will never respond to queries sent to my work email or voicemail.

9:28am Aug 26 2022 —

Dear @Microsoft,
Please stop autoupdating my @Windows computer when I specifically have that setting turned off. You’re costing me valuable work time.
Thanks,
A Future Mac User (if this continues)

6:29pm Aug 12 2022 —

Introducing my daughter to the classics in preparation for watching The Sandman on Netflix. #Sandman #TheSandmanPremiere #TheSandmanNetflix #thesandman pic.twitter.com/YiUAazzOSZ

4:56pm Aug 5 2022 —

I feel like Wordle is cheating when it uses words with repeating letters.

10:27am Jul 26 2022 —

I still don’t see the sense in @MLB‘s Apple TV+ deal. I’m a Mets fan who can’t watch tonight’s game. How is that a good thing for fans?

6:58pm Jul 1 2022 —

Library detective Bookman was an excellent character. RIP #Seinfeld

11:52pm Jun 21 2022 —

The Long Halloween was classic. RIP

11:49pm Jun 21 2022 —

Ok, @SlackHQ. How do I set the mobile app to give me notifications for direct messages only and not for mentions? Seems like a simple thing yet it doesn’t look like the option exists. Am I missing something?

11:21am Jun 15 2022 —

@TweetDeck for Mac is going away? WTF?

11:13am Jun 2 2022 —

RIP Mick Shrimpton.

5:41pm May 10 2022 —