Rule: If you keep blaming other people for your misfortune you will never be happy and end up a grumpy old person. #daverules #fb

Rule: When two (or more) people are walking toward you but only one has a sense of humor keep the jokes to yourself. #daverules #fb

Rule: Everyone makes stupid mistakes. It’s what we learn from such mistakes that defines us. #daverules #fb

Rule: Don’t use the words today or tomorrow in an email unless you’re 100% sure the recipient will be receiving it today. #daverules #fb