@curiousmitch There used to be a rimshot bot but it’s broken now.

@curiousmitch You need a rimshot for a line like that.

Just texted my wife “please wear my pants”. If I had to make a list of the least likely things I’d say in a text that would be at the top.

Pet peeve: Annoyed at people who say a document is enclosed in an email and attached to snail mail.

@curiousmitch Akready at tunnel. We went so fast I think we may have beaten him.

Driver bypassing the bus lane. Opting to go with regular traffic. We’ll see who gets to the tunnel first!

I don’t really care what the spouse of a candidate has to say. They shouldn’t be the one I’m voting for/against.

@perze Even if the statement is true (not saying it actually is) it’s still no excuse.

@duffbert @curiousmitch Also odd that the call came on my office phone which I don’t give out to anyone so no personal acquaintance has it.

@curiousmitch Not the same. By the time @duffbert made first contact with me I had already seen many tweets and knew who acquaintance was.