Tweet Archive for October 2018

PSA: If you’re standing in front of the elevator door and it stops on a floor that is not the one you’re going to, kindly step out of the way so person whose floor it is can get off. Thank you.

3:56pm Oct 30 2018 —

‘There Is Still So Much Evil’: Growing Anti-Semitism Stuns American Jews golddave.com/r1RSjL (via @nytimes) Me: Interesting article in light of the events in Pittsburgh this past weekend. pic.twitter.com/BRoo0h38qb

11:39am Oct 29 2018 —

Brand new @fitbit Ionic counted 0 steps when I walked from my bedroom down a flight of steps to my kitchen but counted 9 steps when I put on a sweater. What’s up with that?

8:04pm Oct 27 2018 —

Never burn bridges. You never know when someone from your past will turn up again.

3:40pm Oct 24 2018 —

Remember what I tweeted yesterday about meetings? I don’t want to be redundant so read that again.

1:57pm Oct 12 2018 —

This election season you’d think we’d have learned lessons from the last presidential election. Yet I still see polls being quoted all over.

5:00pm Oct 11 2018 —

I’m not much of a meeting person butt here is such thing as a good meeting.

3:05pm Oct 11 2018 —

Co-worker: We have to talk.
Me: Uh-oh.
Co-worker: You’ve been helping me on this project but my other project ended so I no longer need your help.
Me: Whatever will I do with the time?

3:40pm Oct 9 2018 —

Got last seat on bus next to guy taking 1.5 seats and behind guy with seat reclined all the way back. It’s been a while since I’ve had such a cracked commute.

7:54am Oct 9 2018 —

Apparently they’re finally filming the George Costanza story. #seinfeld instagram.com/p/BornzMVgUuI9… pic.twitter.com/6NdO0bkB8O

2:14pm Oct 8 2018 —