Mark Zuckerberg’s password was “dadada”. That’s dumb dumb dumb. #fb

I think the fun part of golf is seeing how many times you can say putts without being called a vulgar sob. #fb

If I write a musical about Andrew Jackson do you think there’s a chance they’d keep him on the $20 bill? #fb

That feeling when you filled every square in the crossword and checked it twice but the app says something is still wrong. #fb

Say what you will about Trump but his current standing may be proof that American’s are finally tired of the same old partisan politics. #fb

Listening to Spotify Radio when it plays a song from Sonny & Cher. I’m not sure what to make of that. #fb

One of the underrated benefits of a trip to the office bathroom is learning who you no longer want to shake hands with. #fb

Gotta love that the Walmart commercial touting American made products is backed by a song from a Canadian band (Rush). #fb

I have to wonder what’s wrong with my brain when I misread “MacBooks” as “Mel Brooks”. #fb