I’m happy I don’t have to go to Journal Square anymore. But I’d rather be going there just the same. Try to figure that one out. #fb

No matter how slow the day is going I hesitate to ask if this day could be going any slower because the answer is generally yes. #fb

Why is it that while Mafia Wars is undergoing a server update I feel lost? #fb

I love it when a plan comes together. #fb

Extra whipped cream and chocolate syrup make up for the bad taste of the cookies & cream ice cream that’s been in the freezer too long. #fb

I’m tired of people who… oh, never mind. You know where I’m going with this. #fb

Due to personal commitments I was oblivious to all Mets activity this weekend until late last night. Looks like that was a good thing. #fb

I keep thinking today is Thursday. Wishful thinking? #fb

Happy father’s day to all the fathers, grandfathers and father figures out there. I hope you enjoyed you [insert crappy gift here]. #fb

Nice to hear 3 takes on Jazz Oddyssey and a full version of America on Spinal Tap’s new “Back from the Dead”. http://bit.ly/BZAR5 #fb