Watching my son dance to Herbie Hancock’s Rockit is one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen. #fb

I find it funny that after 12 years my father-in-law still doesn’t know how to identify himself to me on the phone. #fb

If the first thing you do on a phone call is ask who I am then you damn well better identify yourself before you go into your pitch. #fb

I’m very impressed with my son, who wakes up several times a night, for having slept through last night’s thunderstorm. #fb

Gotta love it when a recruter at a job fair tells you to go home and check their website for job openings. #fb

Listening to Tori Amos’ “Abnormally Attracted To Sin”. I know, odd choice for a guy like me. http://bit.ly/VHiTz #fb

Watching Journey to the Center of the Earth (1959) w/James Mason & Pat Boone. Haven’t seen it since I was a kid. What a wonderful movie. #fb

Apparently my son’s been marking his territory in the backyard. That may be a good thing. #fb

My son insists I play “Brass Monkey” again. Won’t let me play “Fight For Your Right”. What’s wrong with this younger generation? #fb

Apparently my kid’s don’t like Frank Zappa’s “Don’t Eat the Yellow Snow”. #fb