Voicemail says “You don’t know me but we have a mutual acquaintance. Please call me.” Don’t count on it. I need more to go on.

Once the feature is on you won’t see the count until your outgoing text message wraps to a second line.

I figured out how to get the character count to show up for text messages on the iPhone. It’s not enough to turn feature the feature on.

Reading a book recommended to me by someone my father recommended the book too. It makes more sense if you think about that for a second.

Sometimes it’s hard to be the voice of reason in an otherwise unreasonable situation. sigh

@JerseySchorr is missing an ice cream celebration!

Apparently the 4 taps it takes to delete a podcast in Apple’s iOS Podcasts app isn’t enough. It’s just added back the time I launch the app.

I guess they didn’t want to show Snookie vodka bottle feeding her baby. RT @NewYorkPost: MTV cancels “Jersey Shore” nyp.st/RqF8tU

@duffbert @curiousmitch I think Lucy and Ethel are working the KitKat line today.

@NextJewshWebste No.