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The biggest mistake you can make is thinking you’re the smartest guy in the room. You never are.

9:40am Apr 3 2012 —

@curiousmitch No. He was just a lazy kid who didn’t want to be bothered.

in reply to curiousmitch — 8:31am Apr 3 2012 —

OH at bus stop: “Guy had the nerve to hand me a job application when he knew it meant I’d have to walk 5 blocks to get to work.” Sad comment

7:54am Apr 3 2012 —

@LanceUlanoff It’s not the same without Arnold saying “Get your ass to Mars.”

in reply to LanceUlanoff — 4:26pm Apr 2 2012 —

@curiousmitch I saw a tweet earlier where a guy said when he worked at Microsoft he coded on Windows in OS/2 because it was more reliable.

in reply to curiousmitch — 3:08pm Apr 2 2012 —

@curiousmitch Windows itself ran better on OS/2 than it did over DOS.

in reply to curiousmitch — 3:06pm Apr 2 2012 —

@curiousmitch I remember running Warp on my home PC when most people were using Windows 3.1. Good times.

in reply to curiousmitch — 2:58pm Apr 2 2012 —

@curiousmitch @JerseySchorr As usual @curiousmitch digs up the appropriate clip.

in reply to curiousmitch — 2:52pm Apr 2 2012 —

How do you tell a guy that the new glasses he got are more than slightly effeminate? #reallifeseinfeld

1:44pm Apr 2 2012 —

@duffbert Unfortunately there were no toothpaste tubes in the office bathroom at the time that picture was taken.

in reply to duffbert — 1:28pm Apr 2 2012 —