When I say ‘No, I don’t want to give a dollar to the charity you’re collecting for’ I don’t mean ring up another dollar on the register.

I’m in yet another Duane Reade that is understaffed at the point of sale. What are these guys thinking?

That was followed very closely with a “Who’s on first?” reference. I can’t figure that one.

Interesting misunderstanding in the office just now regarding use of the term bust. Use your filthy imagination.

Why did Microsoft use the word Mesh for their cloud computer initiative when mesh is already a networking term? Why confuse us even more?

Is it too much for people to flush a second time if not everything went down the first time? Apparently yes.