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12:35pm May 19 2008 —

I’m not opening up an email with the subject line “Real Men Have Real Peckers”. I’d home most people would be intelligent enough to do same.

12:35pm May 19 2008 —

Another note to self: Don’t tell wife about home improvements done yourself unless you want to do the same improvements at her mom’s house.

8:22am May 19 2008 —

Note to self: Don’t tell mother-in-law about home improvements done yourself unless you want to do the same improvements at her house too.

8:20am May 19 2008 —

@hotdogsladies If you think getting her into the crib is tough wait until it’s time to transition her from the crib into a bed.

in reply to hotdogsladies — 11:12pm May 18 2008 —

Why do people have Twitter accounts for their pets? Do I really need to know when Fido is going for a walk or sleeping on top of you?

5:52pm May 18 2008 —

@curiousmitch That’s cool. Someone get me an Ubuntu machine and webcam. And call the funnyfarm too, while you’re at it.

in reply to curiousmitch — 1:17pm May 16 2008 —

Can I please leave this meeting so I can get some work done?

12:56pm May 16 2008 —

12:30 really snuck up on me today. Much to get done. Not much time to do it in.

12:42pm May 16 2008 —

Instead of April showers we’ve been getting them in May. I wonder what June will bring.

11:16am May 16 2008 —