Two baby skunks dead in my backyard. Curious to see if the other members of the family living under the neighbors shed survived. #fb

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Had a great time playing Beatles Rock Band with my kids and nephews today. You guys rock! #fb

Apparently CVS doesn’t carry Draino anymore. Can I use Exlax on the drain instead? #fb

Everyone in the room imediately realized I gave the same card today that I gave last year… except me. Ooops. Hello, doghouse. #fb

I once worked for a company that cut corners by not supplying hot cups for employees coffee. Glad my current employer doesn’t do same. #fb

I don’t mind people smoking. It’s there prerogitive. Just please don’t bring the smell back into the office with you. #fb

I was reminded very early this morning that 5 years is a very long time when today’s your 5th birthday. #fb

Question of the day: Are utensil (forks, sponns, etc.) from the company cafateria fair game? I don’t have an answer. #fb