Finished my Murtaugh list. 1- Do not electively crap my pants. That is all. #fb

Something has got to be done about the new traffic light pattern that gets me to work 15 minutes later than it used to take. #fb

And now back to your regularly scheduled program. #fb

Testing Twitter to Facebook updating. Someone says it’s not working. #fb

I’m having more trouble getting started today than on your average Monday. Horrible. #fb

The weather outside has me thinking about baseball but alas I need to sit in a meeting and look like I really want to be there. #fb

Every stock in my portfolio & watch list is up today. That’s an indicator that something will go seriously bad before the market closes. #fb

Between sun glare and draw bridge delays the lords of traffic appear to not want me to get into work before 8:30. #fb

I’m not looking forward to another training session this morning. I almost fell asleep during yesterday’s session. #fb

I wish the stock market could close right now so I can say I had a good day instead of a bad one. #fb