I already ate 2 of the 3 snacks I brought into work today even though I haven’t been hungry. Yes, it’s going to be one of those days. #fb

How is it that my workday is almost over and nothing at all has happened today? #fb

Anyone who hasn’t heard the entire Has Been album by @WilliamShatner is missing one of life’s truly entertaining experiences. #fb

Wife at work, kids in bed, Mets on national TV. Can it get any better than this? Only if they win. Let’s go Mets! #fb

Egypt said they would kill pigs when swine flu hit. Now that a kid has the avian flu are they going to kill the birds? #fb

Will I be able to finish reading a book this weekend? Only the Shadow knows. #fb

Enough Lost spoilers. Most of us who watch on DVRs haven’t seen it yet! #fb

My 4 year old liked the bases I bought for him so much he made me go outside and play ball with him right away. Daddy is exhausted now. #fb

My 4 year old liked the bases I bought for him so much he made me go outside and play ball with him right away. Daddy is exhausted now.#fb

Could it be that it’s not even Mother’s Day yet and I’m already sick of hearing about “Dads and Grads”? #fb