Wii Sports says I’m 33 years old. There was a time I’d be insulted by that. #fb

Yeah, that’s a Sesame Street bandage on my finger. You wanna make somethin’ of it? #fb

My son is in dire need of a Wii detox program. #fb

Had to explain to my 4 year old why I exercise. Answer began as follows: “Wells, son, when you reach your old man’s age…” #fb

I’ve gone over 140 miles on the stationary bike this year. Is that good or bad? #fb

The Beatles version of “I’m Down” really rocks.I was surprised to discover in college that Yes had covered it. So not a Yes song. #fb

I don’t care what time of year it is. If they’re playing baseball I’m going to eat this big ice cream sundae while watching it. #fb

It’s been a while so I had forgotten how good the albums “Pretzel Logic” and “The Royal Scam” were. Please forgive me, Becker and Fagen. #fb

Got kids off to school, caught up on email, did pushups, situps & bike, showered, emptied dishwasher, washed breakfast dishes. Now what? #fb

Chips? Check. Soda? Check. Comfy chair? Check. Ready for some football? Check. J!-E!-T!-S! JETS! JETS! JETS! #fb