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I got all my mother’s day card shopping done. Still in the market for a present. Not time to go to stores and browse for one. Sucks. #fb

2:23pm May 4 2009 —

Was just asked by bank security guard to remove my baseball cap “for security purposes”.

2:13pm May 4 2009 —

Only thing more annoying than Palm not announcing a release date for the Pre is the endless stream of people asking for a release date.

1:35pm May 4 2009 —

Is it possible that my multivitamin gives me heartburn?

12:10pm May 4 2009 —

Can someone please close the stock market before somebody says something stupid that causes my gains today to turn into loses? #fb

12:08pm May 4 2009 —

Cleanup complete (though we’ll see how well the keyboard works). Back to work.

11:41am May 4 2009 —

Just had a mouthful of hot cocoa go down wrong pipe and end up all over my lap, desk, monitor, keyboard and other things in the vicinity.

11:30am May 4 2009 —

RT @SprintUsers: Win a Palm Pre at http://www.SprintUsers.com! #sprint #palm #palmpre

10:45am May 4 2009 —

Who’s that hot chick in @bananza ‘s pic?

10:02am May 4 2009 —

RT @mostlymets: Please answer the Oliver Perez poll at http://bit.ly/AHvQl

10:01am May 4 2009 —