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My Name Is Earl has been canceled! That sucks.

11:36am May 20 2009 —

What’s this? An email asking for help on a new project? Something new would be good about now. I’ll take it!

11:07am May 20 2009 —

At work a little early again today. Though curiously I have less to do than yesterday.

8:20am May 20 2009 —

Finally got my first gardening work of the season completed. There’s been too much April weather in May this year to have done it sooner.

7:16pm May 19 2009 —

Wolfram Alpha is less search engine and more research engine.

2:13pm May 19 2009 —

Former co-worker sent me such a nice email. Second paragraph revealed true motives. Thought he was being friendly but he only wanted info.

1:31pm May 19 2009 —

Listen up, ladies, I’m only going to say this once. Wearing too much perfume will not make up for whatever you’re trying to compensate for.

11:20am May 19 2009 —

This is a bit profane but the funniest thing I’ve seen in a while. George Brett about crapping his pants: bit.ly/qDlOG

10:52am May 19 2009 —

Busy morning. Got in early and took care of some lingering loose ends. Also caught up on my podcasts. Now onto more testing.

9:14am May 19 2009 —

Totally forgot I had Rockit by Herbie Hancock on the MP3 player: bit.ly/Pc7u0

3:57pm May 18 2009 —