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Finally got the nameplate for my cube. Now I feel like I belong.

10:01am May 5 2010 —

I wish this woman would stop smoking at the bus stop. The smell is unbearable.

7:52am May 5 2010 —

Is there something wrong with that?

7:52am May 4 2010 —

When I walk past the house that burned down a couple of blocks from me and catch a wiff of the smokey smell I think “mmmm Laphroaig”.

7:51am May 4 2010 —

Just got an email calling me a genius for figuring out how to reproduce an odd bug. And with that I shall take my leave. (End on a hi note.)

5:30pm May 3 2010 —

If you were really my followers someone woyld have high fived me on the Seinfeld reference in my last tweet.

5:27pm May 3 2010 —

A bomb with firecrackers attached to it? Sounds like the Van Buren Boys to me.

4:29pm May 3 2010 —

Mother’s day in less than a week and I’ve got nothing for my wife. Don’t even know where to start.

10:29am May 3 2010 —

To use the elevators at work you must know the first 6 letters of the alphabet. You’d be surprised how much confusion this causes.

9:13am May 3 2010 —

Published a new blog post: HP Dumps Tablet?!?! – Comments are welcome. bit.ly/bEafUV

9:25pm Apr 30 2010 —