Carl Paladino represents everything that’s wrong with campaigning today. All Andrew Cuomo has to do watch the guy sabotage his own campaign.

A 5-8 Sunday puts me in a very bad spot in my football pool. A Jets victory tonight and a good week next week would go a long way.

I love how my son will always ask me who I’m rooting for in a game I’m watching and then tell me he’s rooting for the other team.

If you want to get my vote you should NOT promise change or anything similar. Just tell me what you’re views are on the issues please.

RT @TheOnion: ‘Good Old Days’ Traced Back To Single Weekend In 1948 http://onion.com/axDGbe

RT @gcluley: 10/10/10 internet virus rumour debunked sophos.com/blogs/gc/g/201… Just chillax everybody..

My wife often asks why I work out if I’m going to eat junk food anyway. I answer that I work out so that I *can* eat junk food.

RT @nickmangold: How long do you think it took early cavemen to realize that poison ivy probably wasn’t the best choice for wiping thems …