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Real convo –
Me: Ralph Machio’s dance is about necrophelia?
Wife: No. He’s bringing her back to life.
Me: Like bride of Frankenstein?
#DWTS

9:29pm Apr 12 2011 —

Got a call that delivery won’t come tonight despite insistence by vendor it would. Somebody already has an angry voicemail waiting for them.

8:57pm Apr 12 2011 —

Expecting a delivery we were promised would be here today. It’s 8:10 PM. Odds?

8:10pm Apr 12 2011 —

There’s no need to accompany an unfollow with a snarky remark. Nobody gains anything from that.

6:50pm Apr 12 2011 —

All I need to hear to be reminded of how good a drummer John Bonham was is the first 20 seconds of “Good Times, Bad Times”.

6:26pm Apr 12 2011 —

Not to be nitpicky but if an event hasn’t happened yet it should not be mentioned in past tense.

5:58pm Apr 12 2011 —

If you’re not following me send an @ reply not a DM. Don’t DM if I can’t DM you back. #twitteretiquette

5:58pm Apr 12 2011 —

Bus is delayed due to incoming traffic and the guy in front of me on line has bad BO. I mean it’s beyond BO. It’s BBO.

5:47pm Apr 12 2011 —

Cisco Shuts Down Flip, Its Video Camera Unit – golddave.com/F020QN

5:06pm Apr 12 2011 —

@twitbituaries is now following me. Does that mean my end is nigh?

10:56am Apr 12 2011 —