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Too many people I know got too happy over their schools being closed last week without thinking of this important repercussion.

5:57pm Nov 9 2011 —

Experienced some joy as the local school district announced the schedule for make up days in case of further snow days this year. (cont.)

5:56pm Nov 9 2011 —

16% of Cellphones Have Poop on Them [INFOGRAPHIC] golddave.com/t99z2T Me: Sorry. The headline was too good to ignore.

5:10pm Nov 9 2011 —

I’m sorry, sir. But by asking me to do this task you are putting you’re lack of knowledge of the product on full display. Oh well.

3:21pm Nov 9 2011 —

RT @NYTFridge: Psst! Academy? Trey Parker and Matt Stone. Do it! via @nytimes Eddie Murphy Drops Out of Oscars Telecast: http://t.co/spB …

3:08pm Nov 9 2011 —

Mike Tyson as Herman Cain. Funny stuff. golddave.com/jDmiBP

3:03pm Nov 9 2011 —

Magazine Preview: Gilad Shalit and the Rising Price of an Israeli Life golddave.com/0LNik7

1:04pm Nov 9 2011 —

Abd al-Rahim al-Nashiri Arraigned in U.S.S. Cole Bombing golddave.com/boCuVV Me: What took so long??

1:04pm Nov 9 2011 —

Sitting in on a conference call and wondering how much oxygen the person calling in inhales to support his longwindedness.

12:33pm Nov 9 2011 —

Up Close With Nest: The World’s Coolest Thermostat [PICS] golddave.com/AXkkii

11:57am Nov 9 2011 —