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For @perze RT @LanceUlanoff: Boy pulls own tooth by tying it to the round in a nerf gun, yanking trigger boingboing.net/2011/12/21/boy…

7:49pm Dec 21 2011 —

I forgot how much I hate walking in midtown Manhattan this time of year. These streets are supposed to be thoroughfares not blockages.

2:27pm Dec 21 2011 —

I don’t know many journalists personally but still get starstruck when I run into them in the elevator.

11:23am Dec 21 2011 —

I still get amused when people get confused trying to locate the right elevator at work.

11:07am Dec 21 2011 —

Am I the only one who finds it absurd to call the second game of a 2 game NBA preseason as a ‘finale’? It’s technically correct but come on!

10:51am Dec 21 2011 —

MT @BorowitzReport: Favorite childhood memory of Xmas is looking for the Lexuses w/red bows & slashing their tires. @curiousmitch @duffbert

9:08am Dec 21 2011 —

RT @jperlow A most awesome editorial fail at TheStreet.com regarding um, Apple and Flash. MUST READ. bit.ly/sZHyYw

7:11pm Dec 20 2011 —

Awsome!! RT @samgrobart: Call 719-266-2837. Do it right now. I promise you won’t be sorry. #icangoforthat

5:39pm Dec 20 2011 —

Been loving how @trunklyapp follows my social network accounts to capture bookmarks. Will this functionality be integrated with @delicious?

4:01pm Dec 20 2011 —

Apparently honesty is an important trait to have when selling stolen credit cards golddave.com/WA04Z3

3:59pm Dec 20 2011 —