Dear @Windows, When I tell you to not auto install updates I mean it. I don’t mean to install it then next time I start up my computer so you can waste an hour of my time. I will choose when I want to install updates. Thanks.

Is it just me or does the @Facebook Graph API make it unnecessarily difficult to create simple apps for @instagram. All I want to do is use the API to post pics to a specific account. It shouldn’t take all the hoops I need to jump through.

birthday noun
birth·​day | ˈbərth-ˌdā
Definition of birthday:
the day of the year that people who you haven’t spoken with in years feel it’s ok to text you at all hours because suddenly their birthday wishes are more important than anything else you need to do… like sleep.

Support at my web host asked for a screenshot of an HTTP 500 error I reported with one of my scripts that I needed them to look into. Really? You need a screenshot of a 500 error? May be time for a new web host.

Why won’t @twitter keep the changes I make to th topics it auto subscribed me to but I don’t want? Ridiculous.

Wow. The Grey Lady finally taking sports seriously?

The New York Times is looking into a potential acquisition of The Athletic, sources tell Axios. Vox has also reportedly held talks with the company about a deal. https://t.co/fgW9My8tsN

— Elana Zak is at #ONA22 (@elanazak) May 25, 2021

I wish I knew what weed puller @Buster_ESPN was singing the praises of last year. I could really use it right now.