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Common courtesy would be to step away from the elevator console once you’ve punched in your floor so other people can too, right?

10:41am Apr 4 2012 —

Dilbert sums up what my days have felt like lately. golddave.com/Gu00cZ

8:50am Apr 4 2012 —

The only thing sadder than millions of iPhone Instagram users is millions of iPhone Instagram users complaining that it’s now on Android.

8:45am Apr 4 2012 —

SportCaster: #1 app for baseball! @OneLouderApps giving away FREE TweetCaster shirts. Enter here! sportcasterapp.com/retweet/

9:53pm Apr 3 2012 —

RT @lifehacker: Dropbox referrals now earn you twice as much free space: lifehac.kr/H7cJ9i

9:24pm Apr 3 2012 —

Pro Tip: Sending multiple invites and reminders for a single event will not make the recipient any more likely to attend.

4:40pm Apr 3 2012 —

It’s getting so the only time of day I can get things done is first couple of hours of day. Rest of day = scrum meetings. #doingitwrong

3:21pm Apr 3 2012 —

The biggest mistake you can make is thinking you’re the smartest guy in the room. You never are.

9:40am Apr 3 2012 —

OH at bus stop: “Guy had the nerve to hand me a job application when he knew it meant I’d have to walk 5 blocks to get to work.” Sad comment

7:54am Apr 3 2012 —

How do you tell a guy that the new glasses he got are more than slightly effeminate? #reallifeseinfeld

1:44pm Apr 2 2012 —