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If your issue tracking system is making your process more complicated instead of simpler you’re doing it wrong.

2:35pm Aug 14 2012 —

So apparently process can be changed without prior approval by those affected. This will double the time it takes to carry out my tasks.

2:14pm Aug 14 2012 —

Lady, If you’re the only one on the street with an open umbrella maybe it’s not raining & you’re just getting in people’s way. Am I right?

1:28pm Aug 14 2012 —

Crossed item off my bucket list upon hearing news that Merriam-Webster’s added “bucket list” to dictionary. golddave.com/CTc1dR

11:56am Aug 14 2012 —

My heart goes out to this guys family. golddave.com/cTkGD3 I know how tough this can be.

10:00am Aug 14 2012 —

These local buses are driving me crazy. Can’t wait until my schedule allows me to take the express bus regularly again.

9:06am Aug 14 2012 —

Google Begins Rolling Out Vanity URLs golddave.com/k29y6a (via @mashable) Me: And nobody cared.

8:30am Aug 14 2012 —

According to my brother with my beard I look like this guy: golddave.com/dud8Zo

11:13am Aug 13 2012 —

Got oatmeal stuck in my beard. I can’t wait for next week when I can finally shave again.

10:18am Aug 13 2012 —

Awesome #Dilbert this morning. golddave.com/X5a4qe

9:20am Aug 13 2012 —