Just texted my wife “please wear my pants”. If I had to make a list of the least likely things I’d say in a text that would be at the top.

Driver bypassing the bus lane. Opting to go with regular traffic. We’ll see who gets to the tunnel first!

I don’t really care what the spouse of a candidate has to say. They shouldn’t be the one I’m voting for/against.

Voicemail says “You don’t know me but we have a mutual acquaintance. Please call me.” Don’t count on it. I need more to go on.

Once the feature is on you won’t see the count until your outgoing text message wraps to a second line.

I figured out how to get the character count to show up for text messages on the iPhone. It’s not enough to turn feature the feature on.

Reading a book recommended to me by someone my father recommended the book too. It makes more sense if you think about that for a second.