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It doesn’t take a genius to know that this wasn’t a good idea. golddave.com/oM0aQb

10:47am Dec 18 2013 —

My kids are only in it for the money. golddave.com/N0avFg #Dilbert

10:30am Dec 18 2013 —

Eli threw a Sanchez there. #nyg

2:59pm Dec 15 2013 —

Man’s best friend got a workout today. instagram.com/p/h82mJYLiov/

1:34pm Dec 15 2013 —

I don’t like the sound of this. RT @verge: Ed Helms will star as Frank Drebin in ‘Naken Gun’ reboot vrge.co/1cGPHHT

4:28pm Dec 13 2013 —

I earned a @fitbit badge for climbing 2,000 flights of stairs. I need to double that for the next badge. No time like the present to start!

1:27pm Dec 13 2013 —

My biggest issue with Spotify Radio is that it repeats tracks too frequently.

4:59pm Dec 12 2013 —

Buy the Identical, Cheaper Versions of Big Brand golddave.com/o9u8CY (via @lifehacker) Me: My wife is always looking for a bargain.

3:50pm Dec 12 2013 —

All my hard work teaching my son the Beatles’ British discography is about to be undone. golddave.com/D2OBn6 (via @nytimes)

2:55pm Dec 12 2013 —

I can’t understand why some women wear shoes that make them walk funny.

2:43pm Dec 12 2013 —