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Poor Governor Gatling. RIP

11:39am Mar 29 2016 —

That feeling when you filled every square in the crossword and checked it twice but the app says something is still wrong. #fb

3:27pm Mar 28 2016 —

Ok, guys, let’s get this straight. When using the urinal don’t undo your pants. Just use your fly. Want to undo your pant? Use a stall.

1:37pm Mar 28 2016 —

@FranzSupport Want to try your app but download links aren’t working.

11:40am Mar 28 2016 —

Brewers reliever Will Smith tears knee ligament taking off his cleats golddave.com/IgsqH5 (via @NBCSports) Me: Wow. Really?

10:30am Mar 28 2016 —

A lame iOS 9.3 bug is freezing and crashing devices when links are tapped golddave.com/HnUJNi (via @TheNextWeb) Me: That’s a bad bug.

3:40pm Mar 27 2016 —

If “A Tribe Called Quest” was so big why is it that I can’t remember any of their tracks??

2:51pm Mar 25 2016 —

Thanks for the many hours of top notch comedy. RIP

8:58am Mar 25 2016 —

I ❤️ N Y
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6:34pm Mar 23 2016 —

Opening a PDF on your iPhone could infect it with malware golddave.com/oQOq63 (via @gcluley) Me: One reason to update to iOS 9.3.

12:04pm Mar 22 2016 —