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Could this be my next Father’s Day present? pic.twitter.com/fpXGCED8hN

10:25am Apr 19 2016 —

@JerseySchorr – Uncle Eli’s wife died.

9:50pm Apr 17 2016 —

Man accidentally deletes his entire company with one line of bad code golddave.com/3bTZ6S (via @independent) Me: The ultimate oops.

1:12pm Apr 14 2016 —

Those who live by the app shall die by the app.

12:04pm Apr 14 2016 —

The Minecraft Generation golddave.com/VUNl4o (via NYTmag) Me: They even made an NYT world in Minecraft.

11:29am Apr 14 2016 —

@curiousmitch will I see you next week? pic.twitter.com/OBKhfWoRDX

10:58am Apr 13 2016 —

Just misheard lyrics from Asia’s “Only Time Will Tell”. ‘This lie is over’ became ‘His fly is open’. I’m not sure what that says about me.

4:25pm Apr 12 2016 —

Working title for my new book: “Waiting for Gal Gadot”

3:49pm Apr 12 2016 —

This is really big in the hockey world.

1:05pm Apr 11 2016 —

Being shorthanded has somehow reinvigorated me. I’ve been getting more done with fewer resources the last couple of weeks.

10:43am Apr 8 2016 —