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Wouldn’t it be funny if this whole thing was just Trump’s way of increasing his Twitter follower count?

8:30am Aug 7 2016 —

There’s a difference between censored and edited. You’d figure professional writers would understand that.

1:56pm Aug 5 2016 —

Who knew @duffbert had a town in Scotland named for him? And only ~43 miles away from the @cardhuwhisky distillery! pic.twitter.com/e46nxJfWKc

10:31am Aug 2 2016 —

When I say “excuse me” it means “please move out of my way so I can get off the elevator” not :please box me so I miss my floor”.

3:01pm Aug 1 2016 —

Jose Reyes is the latest Met to go on the disabled list. It’s like Omar Minaya is still the general manager. #fb

11:27pm Jul 30 2016 —

Hey, @duffbert, have you seen this? deals.kinja.com/for-4-you-may-…

10:28am Jul 27 2016 —

Production issue has me updating one of my Android devices multiple times. Strange but true.

10:27am Jul 27 2016 —

Microsoft tries building a smarter iPhone camera app in Pix golddave.com/zmYSpQ (via @CNET) Me: Interesting play by Microsoft.

9:19am Jul 27 2016 —

RT @Noahsyndergaard: Dear Empire State Building: Wasn’t me (For liability purposes only) pic.twitter.com/OJvxm5s32B

9:54am Jul 26 2016 —

Trying to get @nightwatchjs to move a slider across a UI. Having trouble. Any thoughts?

9:52am Jul 26 2016 —