Back to the office to pack up my stuff and say goodbye. Then it’s time to start the job search. &nyone have any leads for me?

Why can’t I access Twitter on my phone’s mobile browser? This has been going on since yesterday!

Another great Big Bang Theory. Seconds Schrodinger’s cat reference I’ve heard today. The first was on TWiT.

Twitter has been an experiment for me. It’s had limited value to me overall. If it continues to go down so often I will abandon it. Will u??

I’m not opening up an email with the subject line “Real Men Have Real Peckers”. I’d home most people would be intelligent enough to do same.

Another note to self: Don’t tell wife about home improvements done yourself unless you want to do the same improvements at her mom’s house.

Note to self: Don’t tell mother-in-law about home improvements done yourself unless you want to do the same improvements at her house too.

Why do people have Twitter accounts for their pets? Do I really need to know when Fido is going for a walk or sleeping on top of you?