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@natalidelconte I believe it’s pronounce kut-cher not koot-cher.

1:28pm Apr 20 2009 —

The Minnesota Twins have designated former Met Philip Humber for assignment. Anyone think the Mets should claim him?

12:18pm Apr 20 2009 —

@bananza I took my vitamin today! Do I win?

12:00pm Apr 20 2009 —

RT @bigleaguestew: @wyshynski Jim Gaffigan’s next funny line will be his first. Me: Ouch!

9:51am Apr 20 2009 —

Sometimes complaining works! Apparently my complaints about traffic due to a bad traffic light pattern got the older pattern restored. FTW!

9:46am Apr 20 2009 —

When asked to name the 7 dwarfs this morning I accidentally said Sleazy instead of Sleepy.

9:37am Apr 20 2009 —

RT @mostlymets: New #mets blog post: Top 5 Issues With CitiField @http://bit.ly/JBzrV

9:04am Apr 20 2009 —

It’s Monday morning and this is the first full week I’ll be working after two broken weeks. It’s gonna be a long one. #fb

6:59am Apr 20 2009 —

Anything would be better than AT&T.

3:48pm Apr 17 2009 —

Ashton Kutcher reaches 1 million followers. In other news, who cares. It’s not how many followers you have it’s who you follow.

1:31pm Apr 17 2009 —