Letting Devs QA their own code is like letting the lunatics run the asylum. I don’t see how it’s sustainable long term.

It wasn’t a cliche when he first said it.

"A penny saved is a penny earned." — Benjamin Franklin (a cliche but so true)

— The Motley Fool (@themotleyfool) September 8, 2017

@perze sigh Everyone’s a comedian.

I prefer to eat peanuts prepared the way they were intended: inside an M&M.

@curiousmitch It’s what my kids would call a bad dad joke.

Words I actually spoke today: “Once we’re done with number one I will release number two.”

Let’s get this straight. The Apple Watch was not used to steal signs from the Yankees. Only to relay the signs to the dugout.

How Red Sox Used Tech, Step by Step, to Steal Signs From Yankees golddave.com/5koRYh (via @nytimes) Me: Explana…

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/905516121675223041

I mean, what do they think the liner is for? We’re not just here to stand around.

I always wonder what people think when there’s a line at the gate but they go to the front of the line to see if they can get on the bus.