Icelandic president admits he does not have the legal authority to ban pineapple on pizza golddave.com/WTtdmb (…

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/834475825403682816

This cold is wrecking havoc on my step count.

This is just plain wrong.

MLB has approved a change to the intentional walk rule, going from the traditional 4-pitch walk to a dugout signal. https://t.co/Uj2cMAIN2g

— SportsCenter (@SportsCenter) February 22, 2017

It’s as if @THErealDVORAK saw my tweet from earlier today. Except I’ve had it and I’m not a bigot.

I'll say this once and once only. Pineapple on pizza is absolutely delicious. People who do not like it, either never had it or are bigots. pic.twitter.com/kMP6s3XgaB

— John C. Dvorak (@THErealDVORAK) February 22, 2017

Iceland President would ban pineapple pizza golddave.com/wtbxkn (via @IcelandMag) Me: I’d get behind candidate…

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/834108796406493185

Couldn’t we come up with a better term than “fake news”? Someone really fell asleep at the wheel here.

Just got a spam phone call about the student loans I (luckily) don’t have. @Hiya is doing a lousy job blocking these calls.Alternatives?

Spicer-ize my name: How White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer would say your name golddave.com/SoRuGg (via…

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/832331458807263233

It responded by saying it would add me to they’re do not call list. Curious if that part was real. (2/2)

Got an obvious robocall pretending to be a real person. During a pause I said “you’re a recording”. (1/2)