RT @grynbaum: Donald Trump on The New York Times: “I do read it. Unfortunately. I’d live about 20 years longer if I didn’t.”

I wish I could’ve captured on video the eye roll I got from a woman when my response to her question (“Who’s coming?) was Donald Trump.

Settling into new seat at work. Lower floor and proximity to kitchen, bathroom cutting into my step count.

Watch out: ɢoogle isn’t the same as Google golddave.com/AXBQIF (via @TheNextWeb)

Woman Learns Hard Way Slice of Pizza Does Not Count as Valid ID golddave.com/puFl63 (via @thecut) Me: A story w…

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The Who?! Is there nothing Pete Townshend can’t do?

The WHO declared an end to the Zika emergency. Here's what that does and doesn't mean.https://t.co/BlBkm3KhZC

— The New York Times (@nytimes) November 18, 2016

New York Times Adds 41,000 New Subscriptions Since Election Day golddave.com/7i6tSf (nytco.com) Me: So much for failing.

I found Nemo! instagram.com/p/BM2u9_fgzi9B… pic.twitter.com/Mq8HJnt7uZ

Can you find Waldo? instagram.com/p/BMnIt9iAi1e5… pic.twitter.com/xJ1MhHUC9P

John Podesta’s short speech like Ferris Bueller. golddave.com/BM6tIC