What’s the point of having my phone on the Do Not Call list if I’m going to get rob called anyway? Three in the last 2 hours alone.

After holding out for many years my wife finally joined Facebook. That leaves Twitter as pretty much my only remaining refuge.

I always wondered how the walls stayed so red. instagram.com/p/z0KAD2rilw/

Fright at the museum: Selfie sticks banned at the Smithsonian golddave.com/aQVGIn (via @CNET) cc @duffbert @curiousmitch

Can’t sleep.

RT @RobSchnapp: The Little Engine That Literally Can’t Even! pic.twitter.com/NdWnABWp1O

If you pay attention you can sometimes acquire some really good finds around here. instagram.com/p/zu5e0FLirn/

Oh, and the other thing is much better than a pink slip: recognition.

Showing up to work to see a mysterious envelope on my desk can only mean one of two things. In this case, thankfully, it was’t a pink slip.

@curiousmitch I’m always doing 2 driveways. It’s the way my house was built.