Been using the AIR version of Tweetdeck forever. Decided I’m going to work today with the newer, non-AIR version. Any tips?

@curiousmitch You’ve got my attention.

@curiousmitch I knew I’d hook you with that.

Just emailed my stepfather-in-law a link to a Google map with explicit directions to get to tonight’s event. Want to be he gets lost anyway?

No, I didn’t send that last tweet from the bathroom.

It’s one thing to talk on the phone in the bathroom. But a public bathroom? When there are people in the other stalls? Not cool, man!

Today I’m allowed to shave again but agreed with my brothers to go bearded to tonight’s program. Probably won’t shave until tomorrow night.

@curiousmitch Why don’t they just order the cream from China?

If you call my cellphone from a blocked number be prepared to leave a voicemail because I’m not picking it up.