Note to idiot stopped at red light in front if me: If the music is so loud the speakers can’t play it clearly then it’s too loud.

Tortorella and DeBoer’s Shouting Match Overheard golddave.com/tZshL5 Me: I wish Pierre would dish verbatim.

I think I’m going to start replying “Tentative” to all meeting requests and only go to the ones where they followup with me about coming.

Cheap Trick + John Lennon = Nice! golddave.com/JQ1W26

Siri, Y U No Understand Me? golddave.com/uoNRNX (via @Mashable) Me: Everything about Siri.

You know that feeling when you’re supposed to have two dry cleaners receipts but you only have one? I do.

@curiousmitch I should record it and post it on SoundCloud. It’s funnier when you can hear it.

Should I live tweet the phone conversation of the annoying girl at the bus stop? She’s butchering the English language pretty badly.

@duffbert @curiousmitch That’s what Rupp did wrong. If you’re going to cheap shot the goalie don’t just slap him. Lay him out.