Tweet Archive for February 2012 « page 22

My last tweet reads better if you add a rimshot after it. #protip

10:26am Feb 2 2012 —

Once again Phil and Chuck disagree on if it’ll be an early spring or +6 wks of winter. I don’t think my wardrobe can take much more of this.

10:25am Feb 2 2012 —

My wife packed me a lunch for the first time in several months. I wish it would have come with a note that told me what I finally did right.

10:13am Feb 2 2012 —

How do you tell a friend you don’t like their new Twitter avatar?

9:57am Feb 2 2012 —

@billprady Was it Sally Kirkland?

in reply to billprady — 11:04pm Feb 1 2012 —

I know Criminal Minds is a rerun tonight but it’s the first time I’m seeing this episode. The writers are mad geniuses.

10:41pm Feb 1 2012 —

Panetta Sets End to Afghan Combat Role for U.S. in ’13 golddave.com/evyg38 Me: Since when do we schedule our wars?

5:07pm Feb 1 2012 —

More than 70 Killed in Egyptian Soccer Mayhem golddave.com/6QpgPW Me: Some people oppress themselves.

5:06pm Feb 1 2012 —

Don Cornelius, ‘Soul Train’ Creator, Is Dead nyti.ms/AjvGkA Me: Apparent suicide.

1:58pm Feb 1 2012 —

Few things are quite as bad as having the office loud talker participate in a conference call from their cube.

11:47am Feb 1 2012 —