Not that I use the Twitter website very much but you’d figure I’d have been updated to the new Twitter by now.

LOL RT @WordPress: Our blog went down for a few minutes due to plugin issue, but will be back online momentarily. Thanks for your patience!

For the diction challenged a burger is a type of sandwich.

@curiousmitch Let’s just hope you don’t get Duke and Farakan in there.

@perze Looks can be deceiving.

There’s a fine line between denying involvement and throwing someone under the bus. Today I tread that line. Wish me luck.

Why is my mysqldump coming out in hex format?

@curiousmitch Great news!

Video about the dangers of texting while walking. golddave.com/K61TIA Me: This is a bit of a pet peeve of mine.

Dad interrogates child to find out favorite parent. golddave.com/G4PnCj Me: Cute enough to tweet. I’ve been there.