Just realized I wrote patients instead of patience in my first email of the morning. It’s going to be one of those days.

RT @mostlymets: Our long national nightmare is over. The Mets beat the Phillies last night… Oh, and we got that bin Laden guy too.

You mean to tell me that with all his powers Superman couldn’t do a simple house to house search with his Xray vision? Way to go, loser.

RT @nickbilton: Epic Fox News typo on Osama Bin Laden death (read the name): twitpic.com/4s76an

RT @GhostOsama: Was just granted my 72 virgins, YES!

@NextJewshWebste I didn’t know it was today.

NYC could have done a much better job publicizing the street closing in Manhattan today. My drive took twice as long as it should have.

On This Day (May 1) – golddave.com/GsTXXy

Today’s New York Times (May 1, 2011) – golddave.com/rYGgoS