Tweet Archive for May 2011 « page 24

@curiousmitch Totally. Especially when he talked about it in the opening standup.

in reply to curiousmitch — 9:13pm May 10 2011 —

@curiousmitch Cartwright?

in reply to curiousmitch — 8:59pm May 10 2011 —

Showing my kids “The Chinese Restaurant” episode of #Seinfeld. They’re not getting it but you’ve got to start somewhere.

8:54pm May 10 2011 —

When someone posts a Facebook status quoting Monty Python it’s your duty to comment with a quote from the same sketch/movie.

6:36pm May 10 2011 —

It’s “would have” not “would of”. I’m no grammar ninja but this is a problem.

5:10pm May 10 2011 —

Newspaper ‘Regrets’ Erasing Hillary Clinton – golddave.com/bZOpjH If they didn’t want her in picture they shouldn’t have published it

4:43pm May 10 2011 —

Like Magic, Great Sports Nicknames Are Disappearing – golddave.com/LtheGQ

3:44pm May 10 2011 —

RT @EliFromBrooklyn: SITE OF THE DAY: http://PleaseStayDwight.com I urge you to click on the Harlem Globetrotters option.

2:42pm May 10 2011 —

What’s with this guy’s hair?? #io2011

12:43pm May 10 2011 —

Maybe I’ll have better luck getting a Google Music invite than I did getting Cr48 last year.

12:33pm May 10 2011 —