Note to self: In future please finish catching up on tweets before tweeting. Trust me.

@curiousmitch Thanks for playing along.

@JerseySchorr Does my work on @countsefira counter my transgression?

@curiousmitch Was a comment about bride’s sister, not the dress. Maybe I get off easy this time.

@MythBusters That’s nothing. I saw on TV that there’s an island in the south Pacific that moves through time! It was featured in Lost.

And Will has four names? WTF?

I promised myself I wouldn’t tweet about the royal wedding but just read that Kate’s sister is named Pippa. Really?

@LilMissNYJet @richcimini I think I speak for us all when I say that a tweet is as close as any if us want to get to Gholston’s nuts.

Wish the father of two little girls on bus would teach them to be little more courteous to other passengers by keeping their voices down.

@curiousmitch So you’re not allowed near the window for fear of tornado but you can go outside for a fire drill?