RT @BreakingNews: French tourist in Egypt, who jumped into sea to find out what the “big fish” was, is killed when it turned out to be shark

I’m loving that Spinal Tap put Saucy Jack up for free download.: bit.ly/HYwa9

@evilcharity I once spent a month developing a report that would update itself automatically by downloading new data. Nobody used it. Ever.

Is it just me or is it annoying when the person sitting next to you at work decides it’s a good time to clip his nails?

I hate having to get my timesheet signed. But I do it efficiently every time.

Just found out that the project I was supposed to test this week was delayed by at least a week. Time to juggle some things to keep busy.

You know how you sometimes get a phantom pocket vibrate when your phone is in your pocket. I just got a phantom desk vibrate.

Published a new blog post: Spinal Tap Giving Away “Suacy Jack” @bit.ly/sDfW1 Comments are welcome.

@TzviPittinsky I surprised myself by getting 44 words per minute. I thought I’d be closer to 30.

@curiousmitch Another reason I don’t have an iPhone? (Sarcasm. The main reason is the initials on the top left corner of the touchscreen.)