@WilHarris I wish my wife would get me that. Instead I’m asked to take out the trash when I get home.

@Evitchka Wish I could.

Waiting on documentation to test an app that should have had testing done weeks ago. Tired of waiting. Need something to do to kill time.

@curiousmitch Wasn’t that one of the ten plagues?

@curiousmitch Is there such thing as an oral bio?

@Evitchka it pained me to edit it down for the second tweet. it really hurt.

@Evitchka too bad there’s no produce pickup lines on Twitter. if you think im good with my dongle waitll you see what i can do with a banana

@Evitchka too bad there’s no produce pickup lines hash on Twitter. if you think i’m good with my dongle wait’ll you see what i can do wi …

Maybe I’ll go for a walk. Of course in this neighborhood I can’t walk too far. Have I ever mentioned how much I love working here?

@Ihnatko Thanks for the Michael Jeter clip. Have you ever seen him as Mr. Noodle on Sesame Street? Good stuff. My daughter used to love it.