Note to self: Don’t tell mother-in-law about home improvements done yourself unless you want to do the same improvements at her house too.

@hotdogsladies If you think getting her into the crib is tough wait until it’s time to transition her from the crib into a bed.

Why do people have Twitter accounts for their pets? Do I really need to know when Fido is going for a walk or sleeping on top of you?

@curiousmitch That’s cool. Someone get me an Ubuntu machine and webcam. And call the funnyfarm too, while you’re at it.

Can I please leave this meeting so I can get some work done?

12:30 really snuck up on me today. Much to get done. Not much time to do it in.

Instead of April showers we’ve been getting them in May. I wonder what June will bring.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: the left side of the escalator is for walking and the right side is for standing.

Slow afternoon. I’m waiting for some help on some test pages I’m setting up. he help hasn’t yet arrived. I hope it does soon.

Correction: CBS bought CNET for $1.75 billion. Also, Ask.com bought a collection of reference sites including Dictionary.com.