Tweet Archive for November 2021

To all breakfast cereal companies: If you want me to eat your cereal, stop making the bags so hard to open.

11:42am Nov 7 2021 —

To all the political campaigns that have texted me unsolicited in the buildup to election day: none of you are getting my vote. If you want my vote, don’t text me or call me unsolicited.

11:41am Nov 2 2021 —